Ohio Dems Vow to Lose

Not satisfied with the 2004 Presidential election results for Ohio, the state's Democratic party has vowed to lose the race, that is, by less than what SOS Blackwell previously reported.

Dennis White, Ohio Dem Party chair projected ebulliant confidence that the Dems and John Kerry had indeed lost the race and looked forward to losing again in any recount lawsuit. White stated

“As Senator Kerry stated in his concession speech in Boston, we do not necessarily expect the results of the election to change, however, we believe it necessary to make sure everyone's vote is counted fairly and accurately.”

To help the Ohioan Dems lose all the more officially (if that is possible), the Party is currently recruiting volunteers for the recount. Interested persons should visit the Dam Ohio website at the above link.

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