Double voters found: Ohio election a fraud

A married couple who double-voted in the Ohio 2004 General Election havebeen found. They cast their absentee ballots prior to election day, and then on Nov. 2, the voted again. The Disctrict plans to challenge the vote count and demand the recount since the winner won by 1 vote, 3,171 to 3,170. The possible felony occured in the London City Schools, Madison County, which is located about 25 miles west of Columbus.

Fraud, Disenfranchisement, and Discrimination has been documented!!
Demand a recount post haste!!!
Calling Jesse Jackson!!
Calling Al Sharpton!!
Calling all Democrats!!
Recount!! Recount!!

Oh wait, further investigation has revealed the "winner" of the vote was an issue which would increase income tax levels for the London Schools disctrict, thereby raising 2.5 million dollars for the district. The couple who voted in the Cook County-Lyndon Johnson-Prendergast fashion were Wilbur France, 79, and his wife, Rebecca France, 76. They voted twice by accident because the elections board screwed up and told them that their ballots had never arrived. Nobody knows how the France's voted and under election law, they can refuse to tell.

Well then, who cares? The School District should exhibit magnanimity in defeat.

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