The Pinocchio Awards - 5

The fifth Pinocchio Award belongs to Senator George Voinovich (R - OH) for his opposition to John Bolton -President Bush's nominee to the UN.

(Huh?!?)

The esteemed Senator deserves this award since his yeoman-like work provided ALL (Apathy, Laziness and Lethargy) the keys to reaching success in delaying Bolton. Voinovich failed to make himself aware of Bolton's nomination and the false charges made by the Democrats. He refused to schedule an air-the-grievances-meeting with Bolton. He willingly shed croccidile tears in the Senate's well.

Here's to you Senator. All the best and please use your award wisely.

The four previous award winners are
(4) US Rep Ted Strickland (D - 6th),
(3) Rep Stephanie Tubbs-Jones (D - Clev),
(2) state Senator Tom Roberts (D - Trotwood), and
(1) James P. Trakas (SOS candidate).

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