One-of-a-kind

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, important events took place and Dave Barry catalogued them all in the Miami Herald, kinda. Note ye well that the event of the year took place way back 11 months ago in January, when Big Hair bestrode the colossus of T.V. to rage against Big Mouth. Barry quips,

2007 - January... As the debate over Iraq intensifie[d], the eyes of a worried nation turn to another trouble spot: New York City, where Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell are locked in a bitter high-stakes battle to determine who is the bigger horse's ass.

An event that could take place only in America.

Of course, you are reading his newspaper column on the web and this blog. The decrease in newspaper circulation and increase in internet news reading was a story not noted by him. Then again, he is a humorist. More credit to this blog or here.

My friends: We did it. We weren't just marking time. We made a difference. We made the city stronger. We made the city freer, and we left her in good hands. All in all, not bad, not bad at all. -- Ronald Regan Farewell Address to the Nation --