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According to Truth Laid Bear's Ecosystem all of your visits have propelled this blog up from Flappy Birds to Adorable Rodents. Darwin would be proud.

That's right fans, we are now part of the top 2200 blogs of the nation, even the top 2180, even the top 2177 blogs. Thanks to all your hard work, we have been propelled from 40 unique links to 76 unique links. With only a mere, even a piddling little 5 more links, this blog can, again thanks to you alone, evolve up the Ecosystem to Marsupial. Go baby go.

Saturday, Feb the 12 around 8 p.m. we broke the 800 barrier.

Keep up the good work you all.

Hey, hey, never you mind that we might only be getting 6 unique visitors/day. That does not matter.

But thanks anyways.

Anyways in actual newsworthy items, a friend told me that the AMISH of all people have already or will shortly sue the SOS for implementing the electronic voting machines in Ohio. The reason for the lawsuit is technology is against their religion and they prefer the punch-card or lever. I have as of yet no news source to back up this claim, so let me know if you see, hear, or smell anything. Developing...

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